I’m Sure This Bitcoin Scenario Is Impossible

— Weekly Bitcoin chart closed with a flat bottom and minimal wick, signaling strong bullish structure and potential continuation upward to fill the previous candle's wick.

— Price projections ranging from $290K (bearish) to $500K+ (bullish) through 2029, with comparisons to Nvidia and Google's multi-year rallies.

— Four-year cycle debate: some analysts claim it is dead and replaced by mid-cycle correction patterns; others argue the cycle still holds if understood through behavioral states rather than fixed timeframes.

— Magic megaphone pattern potentially emerging, which could produce a "rally of disbelief" similar to past bull market rallies.

— Regulatory clarity from SEC on wrapped Bitcoin and crypto as non-security deposit receipts, with custodians banned from lending underlying assets.

— BitBlake (Blake2B) fork drama: community members and pool operators rejecting the attempted hard fork; Luke Dashjr and others claiming their fork is Bitcoin while creating arbitrary rules and division.

— Monitor weekly candle closure: if this week's candle fills the previous week's wick above current price, it may confirm breakout momentum; failure to do so warrants caution.

— Assess personal cash flow before committing to Bitcoin-backed financial products (daily dividends on Strategy tokens, etc.); direct Bitcoin holding remains superior if you have stable income to dollar-cost-average.

— Understand the Blake2B hard fork is a separate network and not Bitcoin; do not confuse ordinal/satoshi numbering schemes on the Bitcoin mainchain with claims that alternative chains have legitimacy.